Latest Tweets:

*2

The Running Narwhal

Anonymous said: I dare you to google images of ticks

what-if-i-dont-care:

this is so gross do not do it while eating because suddenly all of your food turns into a nest of ticks and then you start to realize how uncomfortable you are; maybe you shift your position. Then you realize that you are itching and that you need to scratch it… Then you realize MR CLEAN RIGHT BEHIND YOU

(Source: moreverything, via sourest)

(Source: 070875, via sourest)

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via gnarly)

buttlicked:

i dont think a video has ever explained me so well

(Source: buttlicked, via gnarly)

rikutacos:

what the hell am I doing with my life

(Source: kairiiis, via wimpynoodle)

pianos-become-a-lonely-estate:

tay-renea:

therealdjqualls:

This is the first time I’ve wanted a kid.

OHMYGOSH I WANT HER SO BAD THE FRONT BOTTOMS YES OMG

This is the best thing ever.

(Source: letlovegrow-13, via kingkiba)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story
so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story

so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

(Source: 4gifs, via gnarly)